Sometimes when my owner takes me to the dog park, people ask him what my name is. When he says “Lightning,” they laugh, like it’s a joke, a bit of irony, like naming a Great Dane “Tiny.”
Look, people, I’m almost 4 years old now, but when I was a puppy, I was really fast — for a pug. That’s why my owners named me Lightning.
I’m still fast when I go full speed. I just don’t do it that much anymore.
— Lightning 
Lightning Hit would sound a better name for this dog…