“If we shortened our showers by one minute, we’d save $100 a year,” my son informs me, pausing for a moment to let the news sink in. “And if we shortened our showers by two minutes, we’d save $200 a year. If we didn’t take showers at all, we could be rich!
“As for the AC, we leave it off and everybody gets one of those personal fans and points it at their face.”
“Why don’t we get the old-fashioned fold-out fans and wave them back and forth?” I ask.
“Now that’s just stupid,” he says.