I’ve Got an Idea for a TV Show

9 Nov 2008 /
Extreme home makeover

It would be like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, but the twist is that instead of fixing people’s homes, we’d sneak around under cover of darkness and give homes an extreme makeover by burning them down, blowing them up, felling large trees on top of them, etc.

For added poignancy, the victims will be cripples, retards, members of minority groups, impoverished people with way too many kids, or some combination of the above.

Now that’s great television!


4 Comments on I’ve Got an Idea for a TV Show »

  1. MS


    13 Nov 2008 @ 5:47 pm

    “Retards” followed by “members of minority groups” and “impoverished people with way too many kids”. Come on now, Witness, I know you can do better than that.

    How about we replace “impoverished people with way too many kids” with “trailer trash welfare breeding Snopeses”? I’m almost at a loss for replacing “members of minority groups” with something more inflammatory as it would totally depend on location.

  2. 13 Nov 2008 @ 8:09 pm


    I’m trying to pitch an idea here, not insult people for no reason.

    And that’s Mister Witness to you!

  3. MS


    14 Nov 2008 @ 1:23 am

    Lo siento, Señor Hostile. What a splendid idea it was too. I’m sure Bravo is considering it for a pilot.

  4. eric

    7 Dec 2008 @ 3:20 pm

    cory and trevors come back becaus eon trailer aprk boys they run away so what if they ran away to another trailer park and gre wup like ricky and julian and start liek a whole new serie sof traielr park boys only with cory and trevor the main stars thsi time in a whole new trailer park with all different character it would be great 😀 i hope someone who an ctually prduc esomethign see’s this and likes it

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