I saw my brother for the first time in years this past weekend. He’s been living in Utah but he’s now on his way to Alaska to escape the coming Armageddon.
Canada and Mexico will be invading the United States from the top and bottom . . . I’ve forgotten the details, but it’s going to be bad. I don’t know why he was informed about this and I wasn’t.
I’m not moving to Alaska though. I’m not a cold-weather person. They can kill me right here in a pair of shorts . . .
Pssst…don’t tell him that Alaska is not only a neighbor to Canada also, but is isolated on it’s own over there. They’ll be the first to be conquered. Christ, hasn’t he ever played Risk before?
Reminds me of an appearence by comedian Henry Morgan on the Jack Paar show way back when the cold war was at its height and they were talking about the potential for the U.S. being attacked and Morgan said in a low voice just above a whisper, “I don’t know if I should be saying this or not, but do you think the Russians know that the NYC Civil Defense Office is closed on the weekends?”
Adding some color to the story, another family member reminded me about the invading aliens who are really demons sent by Satan and the Obama administration to hasten the start of said Armageddon.
I knew those guys were up to something…
Sounds like your brother polished off an old copy of “Red Dawn” on Video. I’m staying here since I heard the North Koreans have determined that Alaska is a bigger target then Hawaii, and thus easier to hit with their missiles.