My dad asks me, “You know what’s a good thing about getting old?”
“A lot of people you don’t like are dead?” I suggest.
“No, you can hide your own Easter eggs.”
“What?”
My dad asks me, “You know what’s a good thing about getting old?”
“A lot of people you don’t like are dead?” I suggest.
“No, you can hide your own Easter eggs.”
“What?”