I get home from the gym and say to my wife, “I’m in such great physical condition, it’s a shame I’m not having an affair with 10 women like Tiger Woods.”
“Women care about money,” she says. “You don’t have 10 billion dollars so forget it.”
“Oh. Okay.”
girls dont like a short dick man. pinochio had a nose that got bigger with each lie, tiger has a dick that gets bigger with each lie. hence, tiger gets all the girls