Why Tiger Woods Gets All the Girls

I get home from the gym and say to my wife, “I’m in such great physical condition, it’s a shame I’m not having an affair with 10 women like Tiger Woods.”

“Women care about money,” she says. “You don’t have 10 billion dollars so forget it.”

“Oh. Okay.”

  1 comment for “Why Tiger Woods Gets All the Girls

  1. jake
    9 Dec 2009 at 6:06 pm

    girls dont like a short dick man. pinochio had a nose that got bigger with each lie, tiger has a dick that gets bigger with each lie. hence, tiger gets all the girls

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