My son and some classmates are at our house studying for tomorrow’s SAT subject exams . . .
“How’s it going?” I ask.
“It sucks,” the boy says.
“Well,” I say, “since I’ve already completed high school and Lightning doesn’t have to go, we’re going to go to the park.”
“Aren’t you cool,” he says.
“We are,” I say. “We’re cool. Can I offer a word of advice? Just relax. It’s not like your whole future depends on the outcome of this test . . . no wait, it does! AAAAHHHH! PANIC!!!”