Quick Thinking

Cable Car of the Powell-Hyde line in San Francisco

My kid is in San Francisco with a Northwood High musical group. Among the chaperones is the school principal. We don’t like her. More on that later.

“Avoid the temptation to push her in front of a cable car,” I advised the boy.

“Why?” he asked.

“Well . . .” Now I had to think of something. “Because her fat ass would derail the thing, costing innocent people their lives.”

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