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“You can’t fool me. I investigate things. I’m like Marco Polo.”
“I don’t understand. How are you like Marco Polo?”
“I investigate things.”
“Are you thinking Marco Polo was a detective?”
“Yeah. That guy who died last year.”
“You mean Columbo?”
“Right, Columbo.”
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