I saw this headline on MSN News this morning:
Texas Set to Execute Aspiring Rapper
Here’s an undated photo of the musical murderer:
The fact that he was an aspiring rapper seems comically irrelevant to the fact that he was convicted of slitting a man’s throat — which didn’t kill him — and then stabbing him — which did.
Some future Death Row headlines we might expect to see from MSN:
- Texas Set to Execute Aspiring Comic with 37 Twitter Followers
- Texas Set to Execute Amateur Banjo Player
- Texas Set to Execute Man With Irritating Laugh