From an actual email:
My name is Fido and I’m an IT recruiter at TechDigital Corporation. We are currently hiring a .Net Developer/Software Engineer preferrably [sic] with experience in the Financial domain for a W2 or C2C Contract for one of our direct clients in Green Bay, WI.
- I live in California. Are there no software engineers in Wisconsin or anywhere between California and Wisconsin?
- On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
Thus spoke The Programmer.