The new office comes with a chef, who seems to see himself like one of those celebrity chefs with the quirky personalities.
Not to put a damper on the fun but I like my chefs to be unobstrusive. I just want a bite to eat. I don’t want to manage a new interaction with an eccentric reality show wannabe.
Just dish up the grub, man.
We also have a ping-pong table now, which triggers a lengthy discussion of the intricacies of table tennis equipment, conducted for some reason in the midst of a group of people trying to get some work done.
Three-star balls? I got your three-star balls right here . . .
Thus spoke The Programmer.