People who ask for sample cups at the yogurt shop. A couple of possible explanations:
- You’re trying to eat a bunch of yogurt without paying for it.
- You’re an idiot and you’re genuinely puzzled by the mysterious flavor names like “Strawberry.” You need a sample cup to figure out what the Strawberry yogurt tastes like? It tastes like strawberry. You want to know what the Coconut flavor tastes like? Coconut. How about the Mango?
Either way, you’ve got to pull yourself together . . .