Twitter: 2010-02-18

18 Feb 2010 / PE
Twitter
  • RT @capricecrane: So is this the Tiger Woods press conference where he decides who gets the final rose? #
  • Four Ways of Looking at Twitter – Harvard Business Review: http://bit.ly/9TTYFi #

Twitter: 2010-01-21

21 Jan 2010 / PE
Twitter
  • RT @capricecrane: T.S. Eliot: "The world ends not with a bang, but a whimper."
    Sadly, so do most of my dates. #

Twitter: 2010-01-16

16 Jan 2010 / PE
Twitter
  • REG-GIE! REG-GIE! REG-GIE! #
  • RT @capricecrane: Remember: It's not over till the fat lady sings. Or until you tell her she's fat. Then it's over. Except for the running. #

Twitter: 2009-12-31

31 Dec 2009 / PE
  • RT @OCWeekly: OC Sheriff To Morons: Don't Fire Guns To Celebrate New Year – http://bit.ly/5SOwld #
  • RT @capricecrane: I had that dream again where I was in school giving a report in class, naked. We really should've reported that teacher. #
  • RT @KathySierra: Puppy pics enjoy a lifetime exemption from any and all so-called "rules" about stock photos and cliches. #

Twitter: 2009-12-18

18 Dec 2009 / PE
  • RT @capricecrane: "Twitter" was the most used word of 2009. Numbers two and three were "I'm" and "broke." #
  • RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "can of whup-ass" only, as whup-ass is not sold in jars, squeeze tubes or resealable bags. #
  • RT @RogervonOech: Never state a problem to yourself in the same terms as it was brought to you. [More at:]
    http://j.mp/cthirsh #
  • RT @HarvardBiz: Government Health Care: Like the Postal Service? http://bit.ly/4IzozI #
  • RT @capricecrane: I don't know how your car got dented. Maybe it's God saying you shouldn't have cut me off for that parking space. Or me. #
  • RT @diablocody: Eating a gingerbread house for breakfast. A new low. #
  • RT @capricecrane: According to Billboard: "Nickelback: 'Band of the decade.'" That's all. Enjoy the apocalypse. #
  • RT @TheOnion: "Why do all the girls I like think of me as just a friend? And why isn't there a term to describe that relationship?" -Plato #

Twitter: 2009-12-10

10 Dec 2009 / PE
  • RT @capricecrane: US Weekly: "Gosselin Kids Tell School There's No Santa." Really? Then who took your show off the air you little creeps? #

Twitter: 2009-11-12

12 Nov 2009 / PE
  • RT @mashable Bill Gates’ Plan for Fixing the World http://bit.ly/4ABw03 #
  • RT @SarahKSilverman: Sometimes when I'm by myself I say out loud, "BarTHelona" & giggle at that lispy accent they have. ah shit, I have fun. #
  • RT @capricecrane: They say a lie gets around the world before the truth gets its pants on. Why the truth is pantsless, no one ever says. #
  • User Story Mapping: modeling user stories for effective understanding of your system and planning incremental releases: http://bit.ly/1LQ17h #
  • If my office gets one degree colder I'm going home… #

Twitter: 2009-11-04

4 Nov 2009 / PE
  • To know what one really wants is not comparatively easy but one of the most difficult problems any human being has to solve. – Erich Fromm #
  • RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Now that I have a job, I'm gonna make it DRIZZLE! *throws a stack of ones in the air*…can I please have those back now? #
  • RT @capricecrane: Sean Penn's son was arrested at school for drugs. Chavez & Castro are reaching out to the principal for leniency. #

Twitter: 2009-10-07

7 Oct 2009 / PE
  • RT @capricecrane: A Canadian man climbed into a tiger pit and was mauled. The tiger, when reached for comment…mauled that guy, too. #

Twitter: 2009-09-24

24 Sep 2009 / PE
  • RT @capricecrane: New Word: "Stabtastrophe." A severe phenomenon occurring in a high pressure system of you getting my coffee order wrong. #

Twitter: 2009-09-09

9 Sep 2009 / PE
  • Best Undergrad College Degrees by Salary – http://bit.ly/qaRn1 #
  • Lowest paying college majors – http://tinyurl.com/lnx5fn #
  • RT @capricecrane: Enough already, Mr. Gosselin. We hate your wife too, so we just stopped talking about her all together. Give it a shot. #

Twitter: 2009-08-28

28 Aug 2009 / PE
  • RT @capricecrane: New Game: Loudly and aggressively say, "That's what YOU think!" after *everything* anyone says. #

Twitter: 2009-08-23

23 Aug 2009 / PE
  • @ReporterHaley Love the food at Lucille's. And they make a very good mint julep… in reply to ReporterHaley #
  • RT @capricecrane: I was trying to make exercising fun but apparently after a certain age its no longer "appropriate" to play Ding Dong Ditch #

Twitter: 2009-08-13

13 Aug 2009 / PE
  • HarvardBusiness.org: How to Innovate With Less http://bit.ly/V0upg #
  • RT @capricecrane: Heidi Pratt claims 20-30 orgasms in a day. Less impressive when you figure she has one every time she talks about herself. #