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- Amateur NC ghost hunter looking for ‘ghost train’ hit and killed by real train http://goo.gl/0TaL #
- “Bonus?! I thought we were all going to get *boners*.” — Disappointed office worker #
- RT @capricecrane: They say “don’t cut off your nose to spite your face” yet they don’t offer an alternative way to spite your face. #
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