Cheech and Chong plan reunion tour

— UPI.com

When you’ve only got one joke — and that one joke isn’t funny — maybe it’s best to stay retired.

Who’s their opening act? Foster Brooks?

To paraphrase George Patton: Carlin, you magnificent bastard! I read your books!

I also bought his videos and saw his live shows!

I don’t know who’s ever been funnier, really . . .

CNN has an obit, and Fox Sports has wisely reprinted “The Difference Between Baseball and Football.”