EppsNet Archive: Cruise Ships

People Who Don’t Want Me to Know Things

12 Jul 2014 /

What I want to know is why there are so many people who don’t want me to know things . . .

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And that doesn’t even include all the things that people “won’t tell me.”


Two More Reasons I Won’t Go on a Cruise

18 Jun 2008 /

Captured by pirates, you are given a choice between walking the plank or joining the crew. The crew are all Yankees fans.

 

When your luxury cruise ship, featuring Las Vegas–style live entertainment, sinks in midocean, you find yourself adrift in a lifeboat with a tiger, a chimp, and an Herbalife salesman. On the second day, the tiger and the chimp commit suicide.