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Hi Everybody –

I just had the worst nightmare! My owner took me to a country fair and I got lost and we couldn’t find each other!

It was so realistic! I’ve never been so sad and scared! But then I woke up and it was just a dream and so I was happy again!

— Lightning

I’ve been having nightmares the last week or so.

Last night I was stabbed to death by a maniac on a motorcycle.

The night before I was a zombie terrorizing an Old West elementary school . . .

“Where’d you get the Wish Hope Dream Post-Its?” I ask a co-worker.

“Why?” she asks. “Is that your mantra?”

“No, I was thinking more along the lines of wishes, hopes and dreams being peeled away one by one until you’re left with nothing.”

“That’s an optimistic way of looking at it.”

“It sure is.”