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• RT @eddiepepitone: Zagat's guide: best mental institution is Creedmore. Their chicken a la king will drive you nuts-great game room as well. #

1. You watch Saw 1-8 for 36 hours straight.
2. You think you are in the Saw movies.
3. You buy a saw.

— Eddie Pepitone

Fun for Poor People

1. Eat sweet things.
2. Run up credit card then kill everyone where you work.
3. Love the wrong people.

Fun for Rich People

1. Follow foibles of the poor on the local news.
2. Wave to the poor.
3. Talk about the plight of the poor at parties.

— @eddiepepitone

• Never Say Never: http://bit.ly/75vYNw #
• r @eddiepepitone: my grandmother was such a beautiful woman, so beautiful, unfortunately she was killed by people I owe money to. #