I daydream. You’re an escapist. He ought to see a psychiatrist. Read more →
EppsNet Archive: Language
As the Crow Flies
Let me tell you something about crows: Sometimes they fly in a big circle. Sometimes they fly every which way. Whoever invented “as the crow flies” to mean “in a straight line” must have never seen an actual crow . . . Read more →
Overheard at a Software Demo
“Look at it, feel it, play with it . . . that will quelch your fears.” Read more →
Basically Done
One of our contract programmers tells me that his current project is “basically done.” “It’s done or it’s basically done?” I ask. “It’s done. Amanda is testing it.” “How do you know it’s done if she’s still testing it?” “All the tickets are closed except one, so it’s basically done.” “I don’t mean to give you a hard time. I’m trying to figure out if there’s a difference between ‘basically done’ and ‘done.’ Because usually there is. I inherited a project here last year that when I got it, it was ‘basically done,’ except it needed some more testing. I put one of my best guys on it and he was still working on it a year later when it was finally cancelled. It took a year to go from ‘basically done’ to cancelled. Hence my lack of fondness for hearing projects described as ‘basically done.’” Notes for next team… Read more →
More People I’m Sick Unto Death Of
Anyone who uses the word “surface” to mean “put forward for consideration,” e.g., “I’d like to surface a topic.” If you must use “surface” as a verb, I’m okay with you surfacing a driveway or surfacing a submarine, but if you’re going around surfacing topics, then you really need to leave the world immediately . . . Read more →
Aside
What is most easily put into words is not necessarily what is most important.
Aside
If you’re fat, don’t say you “work out,” just say you “exercise.”
The Power of Words
In case you’re not one of the 5 million people who’ve viewed it already . . . Read more →
Overheard
Twitter: 2011-01-22
RT @capricecrane: To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world. And to everyone else, you're just some asshole. # Pet peeve: People who pronounce -th as -f, as in "toof" or "boof" # Read more →
Words
Our words no longer correspond to the world. When things were whole, we felt confident that our words could express them. But little by little these things have broken apart, shattered, collapsed into chaos. And yet our words have remained the same. They have not adapted themselves to the new reality. — Paul Auster, City of Glass Read more →
Overheard at the Office
Twitter: 2010-06-15
RT @jheitzeb New York Times 50 Most Challenging Words http://bit.ly/c9feQj #New #York #Times #NYT #Vocabulary # Read more →
The Star of the Phillipines
Via Steven Landsburg | The Big Questions: One year ago today, somewhere in the Phillipines, a reporter checked his web logs and wondered where all the new readers were coming from. Today we celebrate the first anniversary of one of the most unfortunately worded headlines in the history of journalism. Read more →
New Programming Jargon
Excerpts from Global Nerdy: Bugfoot A bug that isn’t reproducible and has been sighted by only one person. Shrug Report A bug report with no error message or “how to reproduce” steps and only a vague description of the problem. Usually contains the phrase “doesn’t work.” Smug Report A bug report submitted by a user who thinks he knows a lot more about the system’s design than he really does. Filled with irrelevant technical details and one or more suggestions (always wrong) about what he thinks is causing the problem and how we should fix it. Read more →
More People I’m Sick Unto Death Of
People who use the word “signage,” e.g., “We’ve got to put up some signage so people can find the right conference rooms.” Look — like most words, the plural of “sign” is formed by adding “-s” at the end, not “-age.” This kind of language abuse just makes everyone stupider. Read more →
Lost in Translation
I was walking my dog when we met an Asian man with a Pomeranian. “Friendly?” I asked, pointing at the dog. “Poh-mah-ranian,” the man replied. Read more →
Twitter: 2010-03-23
RT @Aimee_B_Loved: "This is a Big f-ing Wheel!" – Joe Biden, age 4. # Read more →
How to Speak Dog
This is how to say “step away from the bone”: GRRRRRRRR! OK, enough academics! Here’s a cartoon I really like: — Lightning Read more →
An Interesting Fact About Cats
Cats do not have a word for “fetch.” — Lightning Read more →