At the rink for NARCh qualifier. At midnight? Yes # Read more →
EppsNet Archive: Twitter
Katie Couric Eating a Tuna Sandwich
Katie Couric talks about Twitter: I don’t think anybody gives a rat’s ass whether I am about to eat a tuna sandwich. I don’t even care. Some of it is so inane and narcissistic and bizarre I don’t quite get it. I don’t know why anyone would want to read it, much less why I would want to write it. Unless “tuna sandwich” is a code phrase for “vagina.” In that case, I’d be very interested to read about Katie Couric eating a tuna sandwich . . . Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-23
The cat doesn’t get fed until the dog goes outside: http://twurl.nl/fi6y33 # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-22
Why does Obama smile at dictators? http://twurl.nl/rzqd10 # More people I’m sick unto death of: Users of the phrase “spot on” # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-21
RT @diablocody: Specifically, porny ’70s-inspired one-pieces are in. Or “maillots,” if you will: http://store.americanapparel.net/rnt44.html # USC Song Girls Swim with Mike: http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=13898 # RT @NoReinsGirl @internetcases: Dear CIA: I’m an American citizen, & U have my permission 2 waterboard terrorists as many times as U want 2. # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-20
Carrie Fisher on her core audience: Alcoholics, addicts, gay (both sexes), mentally ill & people named Erica – http://twurl.nl/hvswww # You know my motto: I never metacognitive I didn’t like. # Temps are soaring in the OC. Treated myself to an ice-cold lemonade at lunch… # @NoReinsGirl That’s why I stockpile rum, coke and ice. Emergency preparedness! in reply to NoReinsGirl # Read more →
Imagine Finding Me
Visual artist Chino Otsuka has created composite images of her past and present selves, like a digital time machine. This is so good. Otsuka’s work has restored my faith in humanity, which was pulverized a couple of days ago by the news that Ashton Kutcher has a million followers on Twitter. I have a rule of thumb about art and artists: If a normal person has no hope of seeing the point of your work without an accompanying explanation about you and your artistic “theory” — you suck. I look at Otsuka’s photos and with no words at all I’m immediately transported, I’m weeping with joy at the possibilities of life . . . If, again I have a chance to meet, there is so much I want to ask and so much I want to tell. — Chino Otsuka If you could go back and meet yourself as… Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-17
RT @KathySierra: Time-travel via Photoshop–woman edits herself into her own childhood pics http://tinyurl.com/con4vn (thanks @ddmeyer !) # Thinking of doing IPC over the long haul? The laws of physics say you’re hosed: http://twurl.nl/n6a6r8 # @PeteCarroll As an SC alum I say 1) stick to football; 2) Don’t chase two rabbits; 3) Will Ferrell is not funny. in reply to PeteCarroll # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-16
I love California but if Texas secedes from the union, I might move there: http://twurl.nl/8wgzbz # At a stop light, driver in front of me starts making out w/girl in the passenger seat. Did I mention the driver is also a girl? # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-15
Chivalry is dead — literally: http://twurl.nl/xctutr # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-14
Two iconic figures from my youth have died: Marilyn Chambers and Mark Fidrych. # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-13
RT @TheFatJew: My best halloween costume ever i went as a dial-up modem. People would ask me questions and i’d take a full minute to respond # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-11
Great video of Mississauga’s mayor, an 88-year-old former professional women’s hockey player: http://tinyurl.com/as2ca4 # RT @diablocody: “Mashing the star button” sounds inherently masturbatory. # I know someone like this – RT @NoReinsGirl: Next door home improvement project day 1,329. Finish already. # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-10
RT @TinaFey: It’s so nice out. It almost makes me want to go for a walk. Almost. # Philip Roth: “The tragedy of the man not set up for tragedy — that is every man’s tragedy.” # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-09
I’ve lost another friend: http://tinyurl.com/ck2zkh # @PetrosAndMoney Hartman must be pissing blood… in reply to PetrosAndMoney # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-08
Just listed myself in the http://localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 92620 # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-06
Everyone in Irvine drives the same car: http://tinyurl.com/cad86w # Most valuable and underused social media strategy: http://blog.foghound.com/474/ # 5 Ways ‘Common Sense’ Lies to You Everyday: http://tinyurl.com/cdmhxa # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-05
RT @Ben373: Being responsible is below my pay grade. 🙂 (The New Yorker) # Temperatures soared into the 80s in Orange County this weekend. Thank god I stockpiled enough rum, Coke and ice to ride it out… # @Ben373 My wife is Asian. Your post gave her the idea of putting birthday candles in wonton soup. I can’t see how that’s going to work… in reply to Ben373 # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-04
On weekends, I’m the king of the sofa — the Sofa King. There’s lazy, and then there’s Sofa King lazy. # Another thing I like about Saturdays: 5-star Sudoku puzzles – http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20044245/?cat=sudoc # Read more →
Microblog: 2009-04-02
prefuse gallery: http://prefuse.org/gallery/ # Processing gallery: http://processing.org/exhibition/index.html # Wordscapes: http://www.typotopo.com/wordscapes/ # RT @GLHoffman: NYC cabbie turns to passenger, after they both see huge crane fall off a building. “Fricking cranes.” # RT @Ben373: “Sh*t happens – when you’re around as*holes. ” Old truism from my dad. # Read more →