Who Moved My Cheese?

There are all these tests of my limited agility and intelligence. They go on and on.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Slapstick

My wife helps me maintain my mental acuity by, whenever I set something down, picking it up and moving it somewhere else.

This is supposedly for the sake of neatness, even though her stuff is all over the damn place, but the result is that my life feels like a non-stop Where’s Waldo? puzzle.

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