Why I Hate Stretching at Home

 
Man doing sit-ups

When I do my stretching regimen at the gym, I don’t have a self-appointed, jive-talking personal trainer, age 10:

— You call dat a stretch? We got a big problem here.

— Is dat da best you can do?

— What in da name a Jimmy da Jet kind of a stretch is dat?
— Who’s Jimmy the Jet?
— I dunno. Who is he?

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