My New Dream Girl

12 Jun 2006 /

Somebody was retelling a Margaret Cho joke about getting a boyfriend to help out around the house. The punch line:

I’ll give you oral — and anal — if you’ll take out the garbage!

A petite young Asian girl in the group then said, “At least it’s in that order.”

Now, I’ve heard this joke before but I never thought of that! Of course, it seems obvious once someone points it out, but wouldn’t you have to be speaking from experience to think of it right away like that?

Jesus, I was electrified . . .

2 Comments on My New Dream Girl »

  1. 13 Jun 2006 @ 8:22 am

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  2. 12 Aug 2009 @ 9:06 am

    […] Cho does a bit about transaction, comparing being in a relationship to being a "very cheap prostitute." (I think the full clip is here). Maybe she’s right, but what an unhappy approach. […]

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