My wife just read me a news item about a worker who was trapped in a vat of chocolate for two hours.
“Really?!” I said. “Dark, milk or semisweet? Look, you think that’s bad, this guy should try working with some of the morons that I have to work with in the IT industry on a daily basis. In two weeks, he’ll welcome the opportunity to drown in a vat of chocolate. No sympathy here, candy man.
“Now . . . what else is happening in the world? . . .”
All I have to say about that is “Trapped by chocolate? vats not to like?!”
This takes the term Death by Chocolate to a whole new level!
I’d “Strange Brew” myself right outta that vat-o-chocolate!