Drowning in Chocolate


My wife just read me a news item about a worker who was trapped in a vat of chocolate for two hours.

“Really?!” I said. “Dark, milk or semisweet? Look, you think that’s bad, this guy should try working with some of the morons that I have to work with in the IT industry on a daily basis. In two weeks, he’ll welcome the opportunity to drown in a vat of chocolate. No sympathy here, candy man.

“Now . . . what else is happening in the world? . . .”

  2 comments for “Drowning in Chocolate

  1. 15 Mar 2011 at 12:04 pm

    All I have to say about that is “Trapped by chocolate? vats not to like?!”

    This takes the term Death by Chocolate to a whole new level!

  2. 11 Aug 2011 at 2:59 pm

    I’d “Strange Brew” myself right outta that vat-o-chocolate!

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