A guy brought a laser pointer to the dog park tonight so his retarded dog could chase the beam around like a nitwit.
He tried to get my dog to chase it, but the dog just looked back at him to see where the beam was coming from, which is the intelligent thing to do in that situation.
“The pug doesn’t see it,” the guy said.
“He sees it,” I explained, “but pugs are too smart to chase light beams.”
“What does being smart have to do with it?” Laser Guy asked.
“Would you run around the park chasing after a laser beam?” I asked. “You wouldn’t. You know why? Because it’s stupid. You can’t catch it. Chasing after a ball or a frisbee makes sense. I’ve done that myself. But running around after a light beam is just moronic.”
“mr whiffles looses his last fight … to a car bonnet”
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“Would you run around the park chasing after a laser beam?”
Maybe for a dog this is an alternative to chasing one’s tail.
Someone is obviously full of herself.
I can assume that this individual is just as inferior as her beloved breed. Dogs chase lasers – nothing retarded about that.
Consider the fact that your dog may possibly be so stupid as to not even know what’s going on to even care to give chase.
Reno-
A big LOL at your post. “..full of herself”…”..her beloved breed”. Are you a woman hater, or own a laser pointer for your dog, or both? You should never assume things, like that this individual is just as inferior as her beloved breed. Or that this individual is even a woman.
Personally, I enjoy chasing a red dot and trying to pounce on it from time to time. It’s good exercise. I also like to chase feathers on a string, fluffy metallic colored poofy balls, and pipe cleaners formed in the shape of a circle. And sometimes I don’t. And I’m not the least bit retarded.
You sound like an angry person. Have some pie…you’ll feel better.