Alpha Dogs Eat First

Lightning at the Dog Park

Hi everybody! It’s me, Lightning!

Dinner time is my favorite time of the day! Delicious food moves from the kitchen to the dining room table and if anyone turns their back on it for a second, I launch myself onto a chair and grab some.

Tonight I got a tasty chunk of salmon!

“Lightning is a bad dog,” the boy says. “Joseph’s dog never tries to eat their food.”

“Lightning is an alpha dog,” my owner says, “and alpha dogs eat first. Joseph’s dog is a pussy. He’s so far down the chain of dominance, there aren’t enough letters in the Greek alphabet to categorize him.”

— Lightning paw

  3 comments for “Alpha Dogs Eat First

  1. Marshmallow
    21 Mar 2011 at 11:00 pm

    So which pussy did you steal the salmon from? Your owner or his boy? lawl

  2. Jan
    21 Jun 2011 at 12:30 pm

    I know Lightning…he’s not an alpha dog…he just likes to EAT! A LOT! ;-D

  3. Lightning
    22 Jun 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Hi Jan –

    Long time no see!

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