I took the dog for a walk this morning before dropping my son off at school . . . in theory, the dog is “his” dog, but in practice, I wind up doing most of the work.
As we got back from the walk, the boy was standing outside yelling, “Let’s go! We’re late!”
“Okay, Mr. Doesn’t-Do-Any-Work-While-Barking-Out-Orders-To-Others,” I said.
“That’s what leadership’s all about,” he said.