House of Cards

House of cards

My son suggests that we buy some red wheels for the SUV to match the color of the vehicle.

“How much would that cost?” my wife asks.

“I don’t know,” I say. “A lot of money.”

“But it’d be the pimpingest pimp sauce thing you could ever do,” the boy replies.

That’s what Ed McMahon’s financial adviser used to say when Ed said, “Are you kidding?! The only way I could afford that is to work till I’m 90!”

  2 comments for “House of Cards

  1. 14 Jun 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Wow! Children are hilarious.

  2. MS
    Pimp Sauce
    17 Jun 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Pimpingest pimp sauce?

    Press “Menu” for the Settings Menu.
    Press “Up” or “Down” to highlight Parental Control and press >.
    Enter your 4 digit PIN.
    Press “Up” or “Down” to highlight Lock Titles and press ^ to lock “MTV”.
    Press “Up” or “Down” to highlight Yes or No and press “Select”

    No more pimpingest pimp sauce.

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