Getting Behind

Something this morning reminded me of one of my old calculus teachers . . .

He had a signature “joke” that he’d make whenever he or someone in the class mentioned being behind on something:

“I don’t mind getting a little behind once in a while.”

DOUBLE MEANING! GET IT?

No one ever laughed. There were always just a few seconds of ghastly silence.

Man, that guy was creepy . . .