As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list–I’ve got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed–who never would be missed!
People who say “pitcher” when they mean “picture” . . .
Nuclear…new-klee-ur.
Not new-cue-ler.
Die, idiots.
People who say:
alot instead of a lot
then, when “than” is correct.