My wife is on the warpath this morning . . .
“Can you believe this?” she says to no one in particular. “I hate that printer. I’m throwing it away. It ran out of ink again! I’m trying to print something and now I have to go buy more ink!”
So I say, “You print a lot of documents. Do you get rid of your car when it runs out of gas?”
“Oh I can’t wait to throw away that printer,” she says, storming off . . .