Lightning on the Balcony

I read this morning that gay wolves have been put on the endangered species list. Well, of course they’re endangered. They’re gay!

Wait, what — gray wolves? Gray wolves are endangered? I myself am a descendant of the gray wolf. I’m very sad to hear this.

I need to lie down for a while . . .

— Lightning paw

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *