We had Mother’s Day brunch at Todai Japanese buffet in Orange.
Unfortunately, directly in my line of sight at another table was a 500-pound bald Asian guy — a beast of a man — stuffing huge handfuls of food into his gaping maw.
And when I say “huge handfuls of food,” I mean he seemed to have a python-like ability to unhinge his jaws to accomodate the volume of food he was cramming in there.
Buffet managers must die a little inside when a guy like that shows up.