The Beast of the Buffet Line

11 May 2009 /

We had Mother’s Day brunch at Todai Japanese buffet in Orange.

Unfortunately, directly in my line of sight at another table was a 500-pound bald Asian guy — a beast of a man — stuffing huge handfuls of food into his gaping maw.

And when I say “huge handfuls of food,” I mean he seemed to have a python-like ability to unhinge his jaws to accomodate the volume of food he was cramming in there.

Buffet managers must die a little inside when a guy like that shows up.


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