The Pretenders

Aerosmith bassist Tom Hamilton has been forced to pull out of part of the band’s summer tour as he recovers from surgery, according to their website.

What kind of surgery? A hip replacement?

Earlier this summer, the band postponed seven shows after Steve Tyler, 61, injured his leg at a gig in June.

I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!

News flash, boys: You’re old. Do you have those motorized carts that old people ride around on?

If not, have your attendants push you out on stage in your wheelchairs and maybe nobody gets hurt . . .

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