My wife and my dog both have birthdays later this month . . .
“I was just thinking,” I say to my wife, “doesn’t Lightning have a birthday coming up?”
(Waiting for reaction . . . waiting . . . )
“That was very basic,” she says.
My wife and my dog both have birthdays later this month . . .
“I was just thinking,” I say to my wife, “doesn’t Lightning have a birthday coming up?”
(Waiting for reaction . . . waiting . . . )
“That was very basic,” she says.