“What kind of work do you do?” someone asks you.
“I’m a web developer,” you reply.
“How interesting! What site do you work on?”
“It’s just a small site. You wouldn’t have heard of it.”
“Oh I’m on the web a lot. I may have seen it. What’s it called?”
In a barely audible voice, halfway between a mumbling cough and a coughing mumble, you say, “DogPoopBags.com.”
“Ha ha ha — for a second there I thought you said DogPoopBags.com. I . . . uh . . . oh, sorry.”