Conversation with a Dog

Molly the cutiest

ME: In the future it is neither necessary nor desirable for you to greet me every single time I walk in the door. Unless a minimum of two hours has passed, the previous greeting is still in effect. In other words, if I come IN the door, and you greet me, and then several minutes later I go OUT the door, only to return in a matter of seconds, you do NOT have to greet me again.

LEWIS: Ha-ha. Good one.

— Merrill Markoe, How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me

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