Personal Preferences

Orgullo Gay (no todo es travestismo)

One of my son’s friends, his parents split up some time back because his dad, as it turned out, was not really attracted to women.

I met the gentleman for the first time last night at a school concert. How he was able to convince anyone, including himself, that he’s not gay is a mystery.

“Did you notice they’re opening a new restaurant at South Coast Plaza?” he said in a voice as gay as Christmas. “They’ll be serving only locally grown food. I was on my way to the Apple Store . . .”

Now I’m not saying that every man who cares about where his food is grown or owns an Apple product is gay but . . .

I own an Apple product,” my son says.

“Yeah, an iPod,” I reply. “That’s okay. That’s mainstream.”

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