The ESPYs Were Funny — 12 Years Ago14 Jul 2010 / Paul Epps
Did you see the ESPYs tonight? Me neither, but Deadspin has a video of Norm McDonald’s monologue from the 1998 ESPYs.
To give you an idea:
I saw Jerry Jones backstage. He said, “We’ve got to get back to what made the Cowboys great. Strippers and crack.”
The camera goes to Charles Woodson and McDonald congratulates him on winning the Heisman Trophy.
First defensive player to win the Heisman. That’s something they can never take away from you. Unless you kill your wife and a waiter.