The vet asks my owner if my appetite is normal.
“He’s hungry every second,” he says. “Is that normal?”
For a pug it is!
Now the vet is telling him how much our visit today is going to cost.
“Whoa, sticker shock,” he says. “How much would it cost to just put him down?”
“Kidding,” he says.
HEY THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!!