Bad Dad’s College Advice

19 Oct 2010 /

HIM: You look sad this morning. What’s the matter?

HER: Oh, my son left for college yesterday, and I just really miss him.

HIM: Let me share something with you. When my daughter went off to school, I gave her one very important piece of advice.

HER: Really? What was that?

HIM: Don’t get photographed sucking a dick.

HER: Hmmm. That sounds like great advice for your daughter, but it wouldn’t have any value for my son.

HIM: That’s not what I’ve heard.


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