HER: My son is going to be going off to college soon. It’s a big step for him. I hope he’s ready to make good decisions.
HIM: When my daughter left for college, I gave her these simple words of advice: “Don’t get photographed sucking a dick.”
HER: That sounds like excellent advice for your daughter, but it wouldn’t be of any help to my son.
HIM: That’s not what I’ve heard.