Just after a big fight with my wife, caused by me accusing her of losing something that belongs to me, I found the thing on the nightstand next to my bed.
Should I a) Say, “Honey, just to show you how funny life can be sometimes, look what I found!” or b) Take the information to my grave?
I’m going to go with C) apology and an offer of unreciprocated oral sex, after which you make dinner and do the dishes.