Be Prepared

Norman Rockwell Boy Scout

An ad comes on the radio for a lawyer offering to sue the Boy Scouts on behalf of anyone molested by a scout leader . . .

“I was in the scouts. I wasn’t molested though. Or maybe I was molested so traumatically that I’ve blocked it out of my mind. What was that guy’s number again?”

“What are you talking about?”

“I like to ‘Be Prepared’ for financial opportunities.”

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