[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]
Greetings mortals!
Even though an alarmingly high percentage of Americans think the sun orbits the earth, can’t find the Pacific Ocean on a map, half the residents of Detroit can’t read, rather than teach basic literacy, science or geography, K-12 public school teachers in the U.S. will be teaching “expanding” gender identities and “evolving” sexual orientations.
This instruction will be informed by the National Sex Ed Standards: Core Content and Skills, K-12 (Second Edition)
I included a link to it because you will not believe me when I tell you what’s in it.
For example:
BY THE END OF THE 5TH GRADE, STUDENTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO:
- Distinguish between sex assigned at birth and gender identity and explain how they may or may not differ.
- Define and explain differences between cisgender, transgender, gender nonbinary, gender expansive, and gender identity.
- Explain that gender expression and gender identity exist along a spectrum.
A spectrum — like light!
Oh I love it! Folks, there are 72 glorious pages of this stuff.
Americans are the fattest, dumbest people on the planet and they’re teaching 5th graders to explain “gender expansive”!
A teacher came through the gates here recently as I was perusing these wonderful new Sex Ed standards.
“I would never teach that bullshit,” she said, when she saw what I was reading.
“Really?!” I was taken aback. “Don’t you have to teach it if it’s written into the standards?”
“I didn’t have to do anything once I closed the classroom door. And of course we always have the option of quitting. What I taught my students was the habit of deciding difficult questions in favor of the evidence, or of leaving questions undecided when the evidence is inconclusive, which I’d call intellectual integrity. On divisive issues like race or gender, it’s not a teacher’s job to indoctrinate other people’s children. Let the parents talk to the kids about these issues but I sure as hell was not going to do it. Pardon the derogatory reference.”
“Well madam, I believe there’s been a logistical error and you are in the wrong place.”
As for the rest of you . . .
See you in Hell, educators!