LOS ANGELES (AP) — Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler says he has entered a rehab clinic to treat an addiction to pain killers he has taken to cope with 10 years of performance injuries.
I hate to say I told you so . . . well, okay, I don’t hate it . . .
RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) — Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was airlifted to a hospital after falling from stage during a concert at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in western South Dakota.
Hey Steve — maybe life is trying to tell you something. Let’s listen closely and see if we can hear what it is . . .
YOU’RE OLD!
Stop trying to suck every last dollar out of your former glory and retire, you geriatric bastard . . .
Aerosmith bassist Tom Hamilton has been forced to pull out of part of the band’s summer tour as he recovers from surgery, according to their website.
What kind of surgery? A hip replacement?
Earlier this summer, the band postponed seven shows after Steve Tyler, 61, injured his leg at a gig in June.
I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!
News flash, boys: You’re old. Do you have those motorized carts that old people ride around on?
If not, have your attendants push you out on stage in your wheelchairs and maybe nobody gets hurt . . .
